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Every year, religous and non-religious folk gather around to yell and debate which form of holiday greeting is acceptable and which is not.
This. Is. Ridiculous. People are just trying to wish each other a happy holiday in their own fashion, no manner of which should be offensive. If someone wished you 'good night' in their native language, it'd seem cultural, but if there's any sense of religion or personal involvment it becomes an ordeal.
I say that everyone greets each other in their usual form, and everyone retorts in the same way. So if I say "Happy holidays" to someone, they'd reply "Thank you, happy kwanza!".
Wait, is that even possible?
(Sorry for the spelling, without Chrome's spell check I may as well be a fifth grade writer...)
I have been thinking about starting a Youtube channel lately. The idea is to create a network for different types of geeks to share their collective knowledge through a viral medium. I'd like to take the ideas that spur and grow in my friends and my head and share it in a fun, comedic way. The channel would be called geek2geek (similair to Peer to Peer network) and would feature different geeks showing off creative geek skills: how to set up a media server, rig sound reactive LEDs to a drumset, lose weight RPG style, talk to girls/boys, root your phone, land a job, and more... Obviously I won't be posting my best ideas online.
The only problem is getting the time and motivation. I think it'd be a great experince!